Saturday, 30 November 2013

Viagra man wants assistance with condoms

A middle aged man came in with a script for Viagra 50mg. When I handed him the medicine, he said: "I also need a packet of condoms."

Me: "Oh yes, its just in the first aisle on your right."
Him: "Can you please show me? Coz I don't know which one to get."

Okkkk, well being the professional I am, I led him to that section. 

Me: There a lot of different types, here they are. Different sizes, different flavours. 
Him: Yeh I just need a small one. 

Me thinks small packet or small size? But if its small size, i don't want to rub it in. 

Me: Hmmm, did you just want to go for the standard size like this Ansell one?

He picks up the Ansell RIBBED and asks me: "What's this one?"

I have no idea. I haven't used one before or seen one. Read the packet ..... me: "Oh its just not smooth. Its got bumps on it." 

He says: "Ahhh ok I'll get this one."


Doesn't help when you're a female......... 

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