I have this elderly regular customer who used to come in from time to time but I haven't seen him for ages. He came in today to ask for a Safetynet printout of him and his wife's medications. I look on the system and he hasn't actually been in our pharmacy since January 2014.
Upon talking to him, he tells me his wife passed away in February. So it's been a while. Offered my condolences and asked how he's coping and he seems to be happy
Him: Yeh I'm fine. I've put on so much weight. If you know any young, rich widows, let them know I'm available!!
Me: haha ok ok I'll keep an eye out for you!
Hahahha what a funny bloke!
He's about 85, Caucasian, has his own car and house, and knows how to cook.
Apply within if interested.
Can I hire him as my live-in-maid?
ReplyDeleteSounds like a win win.