Thursday, 30 May 2013

Patient with overactive sex-drive

Talk about inappropriateness.

Today a middle aged man comes into the pharmacy to request Stud 100 - desensitization spray. He then proceeds me to ask for my advice. You see, he has a problem with an overactive sex-drive. As in he gets an erection easily. He tells me that a simple touch of the penis or even someone walking past him, can make him go 'hard'.

Trying to remain professional, I tell him to see his doctor as there are some hormone tablets he can use to control libido.

He asked me what they are called, and I just told him go see your family doctor, he will discuss with you the options.

Him: "Yeh well its a pretty specialised area so they might not know."
Me: "Well a male doctor would certainly be able to help you with your problem - it depends on if its hormonal or psychological. The doctor will have to find out what the cause may be.  I'm really not the best person to speak to."
Him: "Hmm yeh your right."  and leaves


Seriously, I wonder if he did get an erection whilst talking to me?!?!?!? Not sure, I didn't look. Its kind of rude to look you know.

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