Viagra man

A man comes into the pharmacy today to buy Viagra..... The script was for 12 tablets, which is quite expensive.

I asked him how many tablets he wanted to buy today. Called his name, and this drunk dude walks to the counter.

Him: "Yeh I want ALL of them."

Me: "All 12 tablets is about $200."

Him: "Oh I've only got here $50, $100, $150. $150 - give me $150 worth because I'm gonna need heaps of it. I'm gonna be a busy man."

Me: "Ok you can get 8 tablets. That will be just under $150."

Him: "Yeh 8 tablets is ok. You know I need to get my thing up." (points to male body part and flicks his fingers).

So I dispense the script and give him his tablets, then suddenly he sticks out his hand wanting to thank me for helping him.

Me: "Oh that's ok. Thank you. Please pay at the front counter."

And I quickly walk away before he gets a chance to grab my hand......


Didn't want to shake his hand. Not sure what it's been touching!!!!